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The Games
☘️ Irish Pride (144.14) def. 🐶 Top Dawgs (120.12)
Irish Pride came out swinging with Jalen Hurts dropping 35 and the Vikings defense piling on 30 to hand the Top Dawgs their first loss of the season. The Dawgs fall from first to second place, while Irish Pride shows they’re still a heavyweight contender.
👹 Midway Monsters (126.62) def. 🏴☠️ Swashbuckling Scallywags (90.32)
The Monsters are rolling — Caleb Williams, David Montgomery, and James Cook powered them past the struggling Scallywags. That’s two in a row for Midway, and the win pushes them up into 3rd place in the standings.
🎰 Green Bay Gamblers (74.12) def. 🎤 Joe Buck Yourself (72.24)
Let’s be real — this one was ugly. Both teams put up clunkers, but the Gamblers were lucky to be matched up with Joe Buck Yourself, who has now stumbled to 0-3. The Gamblers survive, but they won’t get away with performances like this for long.
⚔️ Darque Warriors (88.7) def. 🌮 Tacoman9000 (87.2)
What a nailbiter! The Warriors squeaked out their first win of the season thanks to Jahmyr Gibbs and A.J. Brown. Tacoman9000 falls to 0-3, but both teams played with their backs against the wall in this basement brawl.
👑 The Pimps (107.56) def. 🤡 Miami Jesters (77.36)
Jonathan Taylor and Kyren Williams carried the Pimps to a convincing victory, vaulting them into 1st place as the last undefeated team in the league. The Jesters stumble to 1-2, while the Pimps are looking every bit like championship favorites right now.
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Congrats to The Pimps as they take that top spot. In three weeks, we have had 3 different teams take the lead. Can The Pimps be the first to hang onto it? At the bottom, TacoMan and Joe Buck Yourself sit winless. Who’s going to get their win first??
