by Week 11 saw The Pimps and Jesters lock into the playoffs. The Irish are still in the bubble, but are now on a 3-game skid. Are they on their way out? The Top Dawgs are also spiraling out of control by losing 4 out of their last 5 games. Let’s take a look at where we’re at now, and what is lined up for everyone.
📅 Remaining Schedule Breakdown
WEEK 12
- Monsters (5-6) vs Scallywags (4-7)
- Gamblers (7-4) vs Joe Buck (5-6)
- Tacoman (2-9) vs Warriors (4-7)
- Top Dawgs (5-6) vs Irish Pride (6-5)
- Pimps (9-2) vs Jesters (8-3)
WEEK 13
- Scallywags vs Joe Buck
- Warriors vs Monsters
- Irish Pride vs Gamblers
- Jesters vs Tacoman
- Pimps vs Top Dawgs
🔥 TEAM BY TEAM PLAYOFF PATHS (2 weeks left)
1. THE PIMPS (9-2)
Clinched playoff spot.
Still fighting for the #1 seed.
No scenario eliminates them.
2. MIAMI JESTERS (8-3)
Games left: Pimps, Tacoman
Win 1 → Clinched
Even if they lose both, 8 wins is enough.
Elimination chance: 0%
They’re in. Can finish as high as #1 or as low as #4
3. GREEN BAY GAMBLERS (7-4)
Games left: Joe Buck, Irish Pride
The Gamblers’ points are low, making ties dangerous.
Win 2 → Guaranteed
Win 1 → Very likely (80–85%)
Lose both → 7-6 finish → DANGER ZONE
If they go 7-6, they lose most tiebreaks to:
- Irish Pride
- Monsters
- Joe Buck
- Scallywags
Gamblers are not safe yet.
4. IRISH PRIDE (6-5)
Games left: Top Dawgs, Gamblers
High points work in their favor.
Win 2 → IN
Win 1 → Still ~65% chance
Lose both → OUT
Week 12 vs Top Dawgs = the entire season.
5. MIDWAY MONSTERS (5-6)
Games left: Scallywags, Warriors
MONSTERS HAVE THE MOST FAVORABLE PATH.
Projected record if they win both: 7-6
If they reach 7 wins, their high points (1,147) beat most competitors.
Win 2 → Playoffs likely
Win 1 → Need help
Lose 2 → OUT
Monsters control their destiny more than anyone except Pride.
6. JOE BUCK YOURSELF (5-6)
Games left: Gamblers, Scallywags
High points (1,129) keep them alive.
Win 2 → Very real playoff chance at 7-6
Win 1 → Probably out
Lose Week 12 → Done
Week 12 vs Gamblers is an elimination game for both teams.
7. TOP DAWGS (5-6)
Games left: Irish Pride, Pimps
BRUTAL ROAD.
Win 2 → 7-6 → alive but needs help
Win 1 → OUT
Lose Week 12 → OUT
Top Dawgs must beat Pride or the season ends.
8. SCALLYWAGS (4-7)
Games left: Monsters, Joe Buck
Still mathematically alive because of their enormous point total (1,150).
Need to win out (6-7)
AND need chaos
AND need to win tiebreaks
Less than 1% chance, but still a spoiler.
9. DARQUE WARRIORS (4-7)
Games left: Tacoman, Monsters
Points too low to win tiebreaks.
Must win out
Must get help
Very unlikely
10. TACOMAN9000 (2-9)
Eliminated.
Pure chaos dealer now.
