by Ok Crunchtime, we’re back! After a brief hiatus, content is coming your way again. With 3 weeks to go in the regular season, we are right in the heart of the playoff push. The Pimps are virtually locked in, while TacoMan9000 is already getting his golf game ready. As for everyone else, anything can happen.
THE BIG TAKEAWAYS
1. Five teams are realistically battling for the final two spots.
- Irish Pride (6-4)
- Monsters (5-5)
- Top Dawgs (5-5)
- Joe Buck Yourself (4-6)
- Jesters/Gamblers could fall into it with one bad week
2. WHILE THE MONSTERS ARE IN 5th, THEY have the strongest tiebreaker advantage (Points).
3. A 7-7 record might make the playoffs this year.
4. Darque warriors and Swashbuckling scallywags are technically still alive.
5. Week 11, 12, and 13 will cause absolute standings chaos.
📊 TEAM-BY-TEAM PLAYOFF PATHS (with your exact schedule)
🔒 THE PIMPS (8-2)
Remaining: Warriors • Jesters • Top Dawgs
Path: Win 1 more → Clinched
Could go 10-3 or 9-4.
Even 8-5 probably still makes it on points.
🃏 GREEN BAY GAMBLERS (7-3)
Remaining: Scallywags • Joe Buck • Irish Pride
Risk Level: MEDIUM-HIGH
Their low points make ties dangerous.
If they lose Week 11? All panic lights turn on.
Needs:
- 1 win → maybe
- 2 wins → safe
- 0 wins → almost guaranteed to fall out
🎭 MIAMI JESTERS (7-3)
Remaining: Irish Pride • Pimps • Tacoman
Most volatile schedule in the league.
They could realistically go:
- 2-1 → IN
- 1-2 → Bubble
- 0-3 → 7-6 and OUT
☘️ IRISH PRIDE (6-4)
Remaining: Jesters • Top Dawgs • Gamblers
Brutal schedule but high points give them tiebreak strength.
They control their own destiny.
Needs:
- 2 wins → IN
- 1 win → Bubble but possible
- 0 wins → OUT
🧟 MIDWAY MONSTERS (5-5)
Remaining: Tacoman • Scallywags • Warriors
The EASIEST remaining schedule of any contender.
They are positioned to go 8-5 and almost auto-qualify.
Needs:
- Win out → Playoffs
- Go 2-1 → Likely 7-7 and IN via points
- Go 1-2 → OUT
🐶 TOP DAWGS (5-5)
Remaining: Joe Buck • Irish Pride • Pimps
Very tough road.
Needs:
- Win 2 → at least 7-7
- If they get to 7 wins → need good luck in points
- 1-2 → OUT
- 0-3 → OUT
🦌 JOE BUCK YOURSELF (4-6)
Remaining: Top Dawgs • Gamblers • Swashbucklers
Joe Buck can ABSOLUTELY make the playoffs.
Path:
- Win out → 7-6
Their points are good → they’d have a real shot. - Go 2-1 → 6-7
Needs help. Probably OUT but long-shot alive. - Lose Week 11 → Season over
Week 11 is a must-win elimination game.
⚔️ DARQUE WARRIORS (4-6)
Remaining: Pimps • Tacoman • Monsters
They must beat the Pimps now.
If they don’t, they’re eliminated.
🏴☠️ SCALLYWAGS (3-7)
Remaining: Gamblers • Monsters • Joe Buck
Record is too far gone.
Playing spoiler.
🌮 TACOMAN9000 (1-9)
Remaining: Monsters • Darque • Jesters
Eliminated.
Playing chaos agent.
🔥 THE FINAL FOUR PREDICTION (BASED ON MATCHUPS + TIEBREAKS)
1. The Pimps (projected 10-3)
2. Irish Pride (projected 8-5)
3. Midway Monsters (projected 8-5)
4. Miami Jesters (projected 8-5)
JUST MISSED: Gamblers (7-6), Joe Buck Yourself (7-6), Top Dawgs (6-7)
The Final 3 Weeks — Playoff Path Breakdown
Wins matter most.
Points are the tiebreaker.
Four spots. Ten teams. Pure chaos.
Your remaining schedule pits playoff hopefuls against each other constantly — meaning someone is guaranteed to fall, and someone is guaranteed to jump.
📅 WEEK-BY-WEEK MATCHUP IMPACT
WEEK 11 — The Chaos Accelerator
This is a massive week for bubble teams.
Key Games:
🧟 Midway Monsters (5-5) vs Tacoman9000 (1-9)
If the Monsters win, they move to 6-5 and apply real pressure on Irish Pride + both 7-3 teams.
They must win this one — and they should.
🎭 Joe Buck Yourself (4-6) vs Top Dawgs (5-5)
This is an elimination game.
- If Top Dawgs win → they move to 6-5
- If Joe Buck wins → they climb to 5-6 and stay alive
⚔️ Darque Warriors (4-6) vs The Pimps (8-2)
The Warriors must shock the world to avoid elimination.
☘️ Irish Pride (6-4) vs Miami Jesters (7-3)
HUGE playoff seeding and tiebreaker implications.
If Irish Pride win → they’re likely back to Top 4.
If they lose → they could drop to the bubble.
🏴☠️ Swashbucklers (3-7) vs Gamblers (7-3)
Gamblers need this one to keep distance from Irish Pride + Monsters.
WEEK 12 — The Separation Week
This week creates the real playoff picture.
🧟 Monsters (5-5?) vs Swashbucklers
Likely → Monsters enter at 6-5, and this could make them 7-5, which practically locks a spot.
🎭 Gamblers (7-3?) vs Joe Buck Yourself
If Joe Buck is still alive, this is a heavy-weight must-win.
If the Gamblers lose here, they drop to 7-5 and risk tie-break death.
🐶 Top Dawgs (??) vs Irish Pride (6-4?)
Another elimination-style matchup.
This game could directly decide the 4-seed.
🦌 Pimps (8-2?) vs Jesters (7-3?)
Possible #1 seed decider
If the Jesters lose 2 straight (vs Pride, vs Pimps) they could drop from 7-3 → 7-5 and FALL OUT of the Top 4.
WEEK 13 — Judgment Day
Every matchup is meaningful. Nobody gets an easy win.
🎭 Jesters vs Tacoman9000 (1-9)
Jesters likely get back into the win column to reach 8 wins unless something crazy happens.
🥷 Darque Warriors vs Monsters
Could be:
- Monsters fighting for a playoff spot OR
- Monsters already in and knocking out the Warriors
☘️ Irish Pride vs Gamblers
This is SO BIG — this could easily be the 4-vs-5 matchup for the final playoff berth.
🃏 Joe Buck Yourself vs Swashbucklers
If Joe Buck is 6-6, they can absolutely get in with a win + points.
🐶 Top Dawgs vs The Pimps
Dawgs may need a win to get to 7.
