by The draft board is filled and the rosters are set. It’s time to turn our attention to the aftermath of the Crunchtime Draft and assess the damage. Did you snag those coveted sleepers or reach for a bust? Did your strategy pay off or leave you scrambling for waiver wire pickups? We’re diving deep into the results, ranking each team’s draft performance. From savvy picks to questionable choices, we’ll uncover who aced the draft and who might be regretting their decisions.
Starting from worst to first, let’s have at it.
| 10 | Jahmyr Gibbs Det, RB | 1 |
| 11 | Kyren Williams LAR, RB | 2 |
| 30 | Lamar Jackson Bal, QB | 3 |
| 31 | Michael Pittman Jr. Ind, WR | 4 |
| 50 | James Cook Buf, RB | 5 |
| 51 | Rashee Rice KC, WR | 6 |
| 70 | Stefon Diggs Hou, WR | 7 |
| 71 | Christian Kirk Jax, WR | 8 |
| 90 | Ravens D/ST Bal, D/ST | 9 |
| 91 | Brandon Aubrey Dal, K | 10 |
| 110 | 49ers D/ST SF, D/ST | 11 |
| 111 | Brock Purdy SF, QB | 12 |
| 130 | Bucky Irving TB, RB | 13 |
| 131 | Taysom Hill NO, TE | 14 |
| 150 | Kimani Vidal LAC, RB | 15 |
| 151 | Xavier Legette Car, WR | 16 |
Irish Pride
TEAM SCORE: 5.27
The 2024 season looms grimly for Irish Pride, a team languishing at the bottom of the rankings in every conceivable metric. With an unenviable combination of the weakest projected starters and the lowest total team value, their outlook appears bleak. Despite having a solid trio of running backs in Jahmyr Gibbs, Kyren Williams, and James Cook, the rest of the roster is a patchwork of underwhelming choices. Wide receivers Michael Pittman, Stefon Diggs, and Christian Kirk offer little hope, sitting low in their positional rankings. Meanwhile, Rashee Rice and Xavier Legette contribute even less, further dragging down the team’s prospects. Taysom Hill, the league’s poorest projected tight end, epitomizes the squad’s struggles. Even with some fortunate late-round steals like Brock Purdy and James Cook, and a savvy grab of Stefon Diggs, the decision to reach for players like Rashee Rice, Bucky Irving, and Michael Pittman has squandered any potential value. With such a glaring disparity between their promising running backs and the dismal state of their other positions, Irish Pride seems destined for a long, arduous season at the bottom of the standings.
AVERAGE STARTER AGE: 26.1
DRAFT AWARDS
- I THINK IT SUCKS: Lowest Rated Team
- MY ACHY BREAKY HEART: Worst Rated TE Position
| 6 | Justin Jefferson Min, WR | 1 |
| 15 | Marvin Harrison Jr. Ari, WR | 2 |
| 26 | Alvin Kamara NO, RB | 3 |
| 35 | Isiah Pacheco KC, RB | 4 |
| 46 | Trey McBride Ari, TE | 5 |
| 55 | Kyle Pitts Atl, TE | 6 |
| 66 | Diontae Johnson Car, WR | 7 |
| 75 | Brian Robinson Jr. Wsh, RB | 8 |
| 86 | Calvin Ridley Ten, WR | 9 |
| 95 | Chris Godwin TB, WR | 10 |
| 106 | Aaron Rodgers NYJ, QB | 11 |
| 115 | Deshaun Watson Cle, QB | 12 |
| 126 | Bears D/ST Chi, D/ST | 13 |
| 135 | Ka’imi Fairbairn Hou, K | 14 |
| 146 | Trey Benson Ari, RB | 15 |
| 155 | Colts D/ST Ind, D/ST | 16 |
TACOMAN9000
TEAM SCORE: 6.29
The 2024 season for the Tacoman9000 looks like a harrowing journey up a steep hill with a heavy pack. Ranked near the bottom in nearly every significant category, this team’s outlook appears bleak. The quarterback situation is particularly dire, with Aaron Rodgers and Deshaun Watson both languishing outside the top 20, making it the weakest QB tandem in the league. The running back lineup doesn’t inspire much confidence either, with Isiah Pacheco leading the group at RB9, followed by Alvin Kamara, Brian Robinson, and Trey Benson, none of whom seem poised to provide a consistent spark. While the tight end duo of Trey McBride and Kyle Pitts offers a glimmer of hope, the rest of the roster is a mixed bag. Wide receivers Justin Jefferson and Marvin Harrison Jr. offer solid potential, but the depth drops off sharply with Calvin Ridley and Diontae Johnson underperforming their ADPs. Despite snagging a few late-round bargains like Pacheco and Benson, the team squandered much of that value by reaching for players like Watson and Kamara far too early. With a power ranking of 9 and glaring weaknesses at key positions, Tacoman9000 faces an uphill battle to avoid a cellar-dwelling finish this season.
AVERAGE STARTER AGE: 28.3
DRAFT AWARDS
- HEY ROOKIE: Tied For Most Rookie Starters
- LEAGUE OF MY OWN: Worst Rated QB Position
| 1 | Christian McCaffrey SF, RB | 1 |
| 20 | Jalen Hurts Phi, QB | 2 |
| 21 | Travis Kelce KC, TE | 3 |
| 40 | DeVonta Smith Phi, WR | 4 |
| 41 | Najee Harris Pit, RB | 5 |
| 60 | Zay Flowers Bal, WR | 6 |
| 61 | Jerome Ford Cle, RB | 7 |
| 80 | Courtland Sutton Den, WR | 8 |
| 81 | Nick Chubb Cle, RB | 9 |
| 100 | DeAndre Hopkins Ten, WR | 10 |
| 101 | Tua Tagovailoa Mia, QB | 11 |
| 120 | Bengals D/ST Cin, D/ST | 12 |
| 121 | Ladd McConkey LAC, WR | 13 |
| 140 | Chuba Hubbard Car, RB | 14 |
| 141 | Austin Ekeler Wsh, RB | 15 |
| 160 | Greg Zuerlein NYJ, K | 16 |
SCALLYWAGS
TEAM SCORE: 6.53
Ah, the Swashbuckling Scallywags are about to embark on a 2024 fantasy football season that promises to be as dismal as their pirate-themed team name. With a laughable 8th place in total team value and an equally embarrassing 8th in projected starter value, they’re barely staying afloat in the power rankings. Despite boasting the league’s strongest quarterbacks with Jalen Hurts and Tua Tagovailoa, their wide receiver corps is a shipwreck waiting to happen. Relying on DeVonta Smith, Zay Flowers, DeAndre Hopkins, Courtland Sutton, and Ladd McConkey is like trusting a leaky raft to cross the Atlantic Hopkins WR40 as a starter is the most tragic comedy of errors.
AVERAGE STARTER AGE: 28.1
DRAFT AWARDS
- SPIN IT: Top Rated QB Position
- BURNING OUT HIS FUSE: Worst Rated WR Position
| 4 | CeeDee Lamb Dal, WR | 1 |
| 17 | Nico Collins Hou, WR | 2 |
| 24 | Kenneth Walker III Sea, RB | 3 |
| 37 | James Conner Ari, RB | 4 |
| 44 | Brandon Aiyuk SF, WR | 5 |
| 57 | Rhamondre Stevenson NE, RB | 6 |
| 64 | Jake Ferguson Dal, TE | 7 |
| 77 | Anthony Richardson Ind, QB | 8 |
| 84 | Jayden Reed GB, WR | 9 |
| 97 | Kyler Murray Ari, QB | 10 |
| 104 | Marquise Brown KC, WR | 11 |
| 117 | Steelers D/ST Pit, D/ST | 12 |
| 124 | Justin Tucker Bal, K | 13 |
| 137 | Jaylen Warren Pit, RB | 14 |
| 144 | Pat Freiermuth Pit, TE | 15 |
| 157 | Romeo Doubs GB, WR | 16 |
GB Gamblers
TEAM SCORE: 7.76
The Green Bay Gamblers are set to embark on a whimsical 2024 fantasy football season, packed with highs, lows, and plenty of hijinks. Ranked somewhere in the middle for total team value, the Gamblers are looking to roll the dice and hope for some big wins. With
Anthony Richardson and Kyler Murray commanding the QB position like seasoned
conductors of a runaway train, the air game is sure to be an absolute circus. However,
the running back situation resembles a pack of toddlers trying to organize a talent show.
Kenneth Walker III, Rhamondre Stevenson, James Conner, and Jaylen Warren, while giving it their all, might need some magic beans to pull off a miracle on the field. Luckily, the WR squad can be counted on to bring the fireworks. CeeDee Lamb is ready to dazzle as WR1, supported by Brandon Aiyuk and Nico Collins who are poised to paint the skies with touchdowns. The tight end Jake Ferguson is the team’s wildcard—or perhaps its wild child. Drafted way too early, he may just turn out to be the unexpected hero or the
lovable klutz that you can’t help but root for. The Gamblers have snagged some amazing value picks, much like discovering hidden treasure in an amusement park. Kyler Murray and Brandon Aiyuk fell into their laps like carnival prizes, while Anthony Richardson, Jaylen Warren, Jayden Reed, Marquise Brown, and Romeo Doubs were all scooped up well past their expected ADP, proving that lady luck has a soft spot for this quirky team. With many adventures ahead, the Green Bay Gamblers are ready to juggle their way through the season, hoping to turn every game day into a fantastical fairytale!
AVERAGE STARTER AGE: 26.7
DRAFT AWARDS
- PLAYING WITH MATCHES: Youngest Projected Starting Lineup
| 9 | Derrick Henry Bal, RB | 1 |
| 12 | Sam LaPorta Det, TE | 2 |
| 29 | Cooper Kupp LAR, WR | 3 |
| 32 | Breece Hall NYJ, RB | 4 |
| 49 | Tank Dell Hou, WR | 5 |
| 52 | C.J. Stroud Hou, QB | 6 |
| 69 | Raheem Mostert Mia, RB | 7 |
| 72 | Keenan Allen Chi, WR | 8 |
| 89 | Chase Brown Cin, RB | 9 |
| 92 | Blake Corum LAR, RB | 10 |
| 109 | Brian Thomas Jr. Jax, WR | 11 |
| 112 | Cowboys D/ST Dal, D/ST | 12 |
| 129 | Jaylen Wright Mia, RB | 13 |
| 132 | Trevor Lawrence Jax, QB | 14 |
| 149 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba Sea, WR | 15 |
| 152 | Jake Moody SF, K | 16 |
Joe BUck Yourself
TEAM SCORE: 8.14
Heading into the 2024 season, Joe Buck Yourself finds itself in a precarious position, hovering around the middle of the pack in various rankings. With a roster valued at
seventh overall and starters projected to finish fifth, the team’s fate seems uncertain. Their running back corps stands as the league’s finest, led by Breece Hall and Derrick
Henry, both expected to dominate. Raheem Mostert, despite being a crucial starter, raises some concerns due to his lower projection. The wide receiver lineup, however,
leaves much to be desired. Brian Thomas Jr., Cooper Kupp, Keenan Allen, Tank Dell, and Jaxon Smith-Njigba don’t inspire overwhelming confidence. This contrast between
strong running backs and weaker receivers could define their season’s trajectory. On a brighter note, the team boasts the top tight end in Sam LaPorta, which could serve as
a significant advantage in close matchups. Strategic drafting decisions added value with players like C.J. Stroud and Trevor Lawrence, picked well after their expected
rounds. However, questionable reaches, especially on Brian Thomas Jr. and LaPorta, may offset these gains. Ultimately, the performance of key players like Raheem
Mostert will be critical in determining whether Joe Buck Yourself can surpass their middling projections and make a serious playoff push. The upcoming weeks will reveal if
this balanced yet flawed roster can navigate through the season’s challenges.
AVERAGE STARTER AGE: 26.7
DRAFT AWARDS
- DAYLIGHT: Top Rated RB Position
- BLOCK. RELEASE. CATCH: Top Rated TE Position
- FINDERS KEEPERS: Top Rated Keeper
| 2 | Bijan Robinson Atl, RB | 1 |
| 19 | Davante Adams LV, WR | 2 |
| 22 | Rachaad White TB, RB | 3 |
| 39 | Ja’Marr Chase Cin, WR | 4 |
| 42 | Malik Nabers NYG, WR | 5 |
| 59 | Dalton Kincaid Buf, TE | 6 |
| 62 | Terry McLaurin Wsh, WR | 7 |
| 79 | Xavier Worthy KC, WR | 8 |
| 82 | Dak Prescott Dal, QB | 9 |
| 99 | Jordan Mason SF, RB | 10 |
| 102 | Tyler Allgeier Atl, RB | 11 |
| 119 | Harrison Butker KC, K | 12 |
| 122 | Jayden Daniels Wsh, QB | 13 |
| 139 | Tyjae Spears Ten, RB | 14 |
| 142 | Saints D/ST NO, D/ST | 15 |
| 159 | Ray Davis Buf, RB | 16 |
TOP DAWGS
TEAM SCORE: 8.56
The Top Dawgs are poised for an exciting 2024 fantasy football campaign, blending a potent mix of established stars and promising value picks. Ranking fifth in total team
value and fourth in projected starter value, they’re within striking distance of the league’s elite. Their wide receiver corps, featuring Ja’Marr Chase, Davante Adams, and
Malik Nabers, stands strong, with Chase being a particularly shrewd pick far below his ADP. Quarterbacks Jayden Daniels and Dak Prescott, both drafted later than
expected, add further depth and potential upside. However, the tight end position remains a concern, with Dalton Kincaid as the team’s weakest link and his performance
potentially pivotal. The Dawgs’ overall strength, combined with smart late-round steals like Tyjae Spears and Ray Davis, positions them well to make a serious push towards
the top, provided they can navigate around their few draft reaches and lean on their star players to deliver consistently.
AVERAGE STARTER AGE: 25.9
DRAFT AWARDS
- HEY ROOKIE: Tied For Most Rookie Starters
| 7 | Saquon Barkley Phi, RB | 1 |
| 14 | Drake London Atl, WR | 2 |
| 27 | DJ Moore Chi, WR | 3 |
| 34 | Jaylen Waddle Mia, WR | 4 |
| 47 | Jonathan Taylor Ind, RB | 5 |
| 54 | D’Andre Swift Chi, RB | 6 |
| 67 | Evan Engram Jax, TE | 7 |
| 74 | Jordan Love GB, QB | 8 |
| 87 | Zack Moss Cin, RB | 9 |
| 94 | Christian Watson GB, WR | 10 |
| 107 | Caleb Williams Chi, QB | 11 |
| 114 | J.K. Dobbins LAC, RB | 12 |
| 127 | Dolphins D/ST Mia, D/ST | 13 |
| 134 | Dalton Schultz Hou, TE | 14 |
| 147 | Eagles D/ST Phi, D/ST | 15 |
| 154 | Tyler Bass Buf, K | 16 |
The Pimps
TEAM SCORE: 8.62
As The Pimps enter the 2024 fantasy football season, they find themselves in a
competitive mid-pack position with the potential to climb higher. Ranked fourth in power
rankings, their roster boasts enviable depth at running back, featuring top-tier talents
Jonathan Taylor, Saquon Barkley, and reliable backups like D’Andre Swift and Zack Moss, who were excellent value picks. However, their quarterbacks, Jordan Love and Caleb Williams, remain a concern, potentially limiting their ceiling. Wide receiver options such as Drake London, Jaylen Waddle, and D.J. Moore provide solid if not spectacular support, but it’s tight end Evan Engram’s performance that could be pivotal, given his earlier-than-expected draft selection. While their draft strategy yielded significant value in
some areas, reaching for players like Engram could pose risks. Despite the challenges, The Pimps are well-positioned to make a strong playoff push, especially if their star running backs and key wide receivers perform as projected.
AVERAGE STARTER AGE: 26.3
DRAFT AWARDS
- TUMBLEWEED: No Awards
| 8 | A.J. Brown Phi, WR | 1 |
| 13 | Travis Etienne Jr. Jax, RB | 2 |
| 28 | Josh Allen Buf, QB | 3 |
| 33 | Joe Mixon Hou, RB | 4 |
| 48 | Mike Evans TB, WR | 5 |
| 53 | Aaron Jones Min, RB | 6 |
| 68 | George Pickens Pit, WR | 7 |
| 73 | Amari Cooper Cle, WR | 8 |
| 88 | George Kittle SF, TE | 9 |
| 93 | Devin Singletary NYG, RB | 10 |
| 108 | Keon Coleman Buf, WR | 11 |
| 113 | Jets D/ST NYJ, D/ST | 12 |
| 128 | Younghoe Koo Atl, K | 13 |
| 133 | Jordan Addison Min, WR | 14 |
| 148 | Ty Chandler Min, RB | 15 |
| 153 | Jason Sanders Mia, K | 16 |
Darque Warriors
TEAM SCORE: 9.42
As the 2024 fantasy football season kicks off, the Darque Warriors are poised for a spectacular run, boasting one of the most formidable rosters in the league. Anchored by
the indomitable Josh Allen at QB1, the Warriors have a commanding presence in the quarterback slot, ensuring a consistent flow of points each week. The team’s depth
extends impressively into the wide receiver ranks, where A.J. Brown, Mike Evans, and Amari Cooper form a dynamic trio that can turn any matchup in their favor. The savvy
drafting strategy of the Warriors is evident, having secured tremendous value picks such as George Pickens, Keon Coleman, and George Kittle, all taken well after their
expected draft positions. Notably, snagging Mike Evans and Amari Cooper several rounds later than their ADP adds significant firepower to an already potent lineup. Even
their weakest starter, George Kittle at TE5, would be a solid asset on most other teams. Despite a minor reach for Ty Chandler, the overall composition of the Warriors
suggests a season brimming with potential and high expectations. With a ranking of 3 in power rankings and holding the second spot in total team value, the Darque
Warriors are not just contenders—they are genuine threats aiming for the top.
AVERAGE STARTER AGE: 28.6
DRAFT AWARDS
- END OF THE CONTENDER: Oldest Projected Starting Lineup
| 5 | Amon-Ra St. Brown Det, WR | 1 |
| 16 | Puka Nacua LAR, WR | 2 |
| 25 | Deebo Samuel Sr. SF, WR | 3 |
| 36 | DK Metcalf Sea, WR | 4 |
| 45 | Mark Andrews Bal, TE | 5 |
| 56 | Zamir White LV, RB | 6 |
| 65 | Javonte Williams Den, RB | 7 |
| 76 | Joe Burrow Cin, QB | 8 |
| 85 | De’Von Achane Mia, RB | 9 |
| 96 | Ezekiel Elliott Dal, RB | 10 |
| 105 | Rome Odunze Chi, WR | 11 |
| 116 | Browns D/ST Cle, D/ST | 12 |
| 125 | Dallas Goedert Phi, TE | 13 |
| 136 | Jake Elliott Phi, K | 14 |
| 145 | Gus Edwards LAC, RB | 15 |
| 156 | Tyler Lockett Sea, WR | 16 |
JESTERS
TEAM SCORE: 9.65
The Miami Jesters are poised for an exhilarating 2024 fantasy football season, sitting confidently among the league’s elite. With a top-three total team value and the highest
projected starter value, they are well-equipped to make a serious championship run. Despite some concerns about their running back depth, featuring an inconsistent mix of
De’Von Achane, Zamir White, Javonte Williams, Ezekiel Elliott, and Gus Edwards, the Jesters have assembled the most potent wide receiver corps in the league. Amon-Ra
St. Brown, Puka Nacua, Deebo Samuel, and DK Metcalf headline this formidable group, ensuring a steady stream of high-scoring potential each week. Joe Burrow, often a
reliable choice at QB8, becomes the team’s weakest link among starters—a testament to the overall strength of the roster. Savvy draft moves added significant value, with
Burrow, Achane, and Edwards all taken well after their ADPs, while key reaches like Mark Andrews could pay off handsomely. The Jesters’ high power ranking reflects their
balanced strategy and keen eye for talent, ready to clown around and outplay the competition from kickoff to the final whistle.
AVERAGE STARTER AGE: 26.1
DRAFT AWARDS
- SEPARATE: Top Rated WR Position
- PARALYZED: Worst Rated RB Position
| 3 | Tyreek Hill Mia, WR | 1 |
| 18 | Josh Jacobs GB, RB | 2 |
| 23 | Chris Olave NO, WR | 3 |
| 38 | Patrick Mahomes KC, QB | 4 |
| 43 | Garrett Wilson NYJ, WR | 5 |
| 58 | David Montgomery Det, RB | 6 |
| 63 | Tee Higgins Cin, WR | 7 |
| 78 | Tony Pollard Ten, RB | 8 |
| 83 | Rico Dowdle Dal, RB | 9 |
| 98 | Jonathon Brooks Car, RB | 10 |
| 103 | David Njoku Cle, TE | 11 |
| 118 | Chiefs D/ST KC, D/ST | 12 |
| 123 | Brock Bowers LV, TE | 13 |
| 138 | Jared Goff Det, QB | 14 |
| 143 | Evan McPherson Cin, K | 15 |
| 158 | Jameson Williams Det, WR | 16 |
Midway MONSTERS
TEAM SCORE: 9.95
As the 2024 fantasy football season kicks off, the Midway Monsters stand tall as the undisputed favorites to clinch the championship. With a formidable roster headlined by
elite wide receivers like Tyreek Hill, Garrett Wilson, Chris Olave, Tee Higgins, and Jameson Williams, their offensive firepower is unmatched. Even with David Njoku being
their weakest projected starter, his ranking would make him a valuable asset for most teams. Despite ranking seventh in the RB division, Josh Jacobs brings reliable
consistency to the backfield. The Monsters’ shrewd drafting strategy landed them incredible value picks, including Patrick Mahomes and Jonathon Brooks well after their
ADPs, and major steals like Jared Goff, Garrett Wilson, and Jameson Williams picked multiple rounds later than expected. While a few early reaches on players like Chris
Olave and David Montgomery may have raised eyebrows, the overall composition and strength of this squad give them a powerful edge, securing their top power ranking
and making them the team to beat this season.
AVERAGE STARTER AGE: 26.6
DRAFT AWARDS
- DESTROYER OF WORLDS: Highest Rated Team
