by The quest for the championship trophy begins right now as all ten franchises make that decision of who—if anyone—to lock onto their roster for the 2026 season. Some have some serious firepower to begin that journey. Others will try to turn trash into treasure. JBY and MIDWAY MONSTERS tie atop the KEEPER LIST REPORT CARDS with an A+. That bodes well for the champ, as Midway looks for another back to back championship.
At the bottom of the list are the TOP DAWGS with a C+ REPORT CARD. Finally unable to keep Ja’Marr Chase, the Dawgs look to build on another player to return to their former glory.
KEEPERS will need to be LOCKED IN by Saturday, September 5th. That is the night before the draft. The night that we draw our draft order.
JOE BUCK YOURSELF: GRADE: A+
| PLAYER | ROUND DRAFTED | KEEPER ROUND |
| Jaxon Smith-Njigba Sea, WR | 4 | 3 |
| Courtland Sutton Den, WR | 5 | 4 |
| Chase Brown Cin, RB | 6 | 4 |
| Jacory Croskey-Merritt Wsh, RB | 7 | 5 |
| Emeka Egbuka TB, WR | 8 | 5 |
| Tyler Warren Ind, TE | 9 | 6 |
| Dak Prescott Dal, QB | 13 | 8 |
MIDWAY MONSTERS: GRADE: A+
| PLAYER | ROUND DRAFTED | KEEPER ROUND |
| Joe Burrow Cin, QB | 4 | 3 |
| Tetairoa McMillan Car, WR | 5 | 4 |
| David Montgomery Hou, RB | 6 | 4 |
| Brock Bowers LV, TE | 8 | 5 |
| Texans D/ST Hou, D/ST | 9 | 6 |
| Cam Skattebo NYG, RB | 10 | 7 |
| Cameron Dicker LAC, K | 14 | 9 |
| Caleb Williams Chi, QB | 15 | 10 |
JESTERS: GRADE: A
| PLAYER | ROUND DRAFTED | KEEPER ROUND |
| Marvin Harrison Jr. Ari, WR | 4 | 3 |
| D’Andre Swift Chi, RB | 5 | 4 |
| De’Von Achane Mia, RB | 6 | 4 |
| Rome Odunze Chi, WR | 7 | 5 |
| J.K. Dobbins Den, RB | 10 | 7 |
| Jakobi Meyers Jax, WR | 12 | 8 |
GB GAMBLERS: GRADE: A-
| PLAYER | ROUND DRAFTED | KEEPER ROUND |
| Davante Adams LAR, WR | 4 | 3 |
| Breece Hall NYJ, RB | 5 | 4 |
| Bo Nix Den, QB | 6 | 4 |
| Jameson Williams Det, WR | 7 | 5 |
| Rashee Rice KC, WR | 8 | 5 |
| Travis Etienne Jr. Jax, RB | 13 | 8 |
| Jayden Reed GB, WR | 14 | 9 |
| Cam Ward Ten, QB | 15 | 10 |
| Chris Boswell Pit, K | 16 | 10 |
THE PIMPS: GRADE: A-
| PLAYER | ROUND DRAFTED | KEEPER ROUND |
| Jonathan Taylor Ind, RB | 4 | 3 |
| Zay Flowers Bal, WR | 5 | 4 |
| Patrick Mahomes KC, QB | 6 | 4 |
| George Pickens Dal, WR | 7 | 5 |
| Isiah Pacheco KC, RB | 8 | 5 |
| Trey Benson Ari, RB | 13 | 8 |
| Dalton Kincaid Buf, TE | 14 | 9 |
DARQUE WARRIORS: GRADE: B+
| PLAYER | ROUND DRAFTED | KEEPER ROUND |
| Alvin Kamara NO, RB | 4 | 3 |
| Garrett Wilson NYJ, WR | 5 | 4 |
| George Kittle SF, TE | 6 | 4 |
| DJ Moore Chi, WR | 7 | 5 |
| Chris Olave NO, WR | 9 | 6 |
| Joe Mixon Hou, RB | 10 | 7 |
| Keon Coleman Buf, WR | 12 | 8 |
| Stefon Diggs NE, WR | 13 | 8 |
| J.J. McCarthy Min, QB | 14 | 9 |
| Quinshon Judkins Cle, RB | 16 | 10 |
IRISH PRIDE: GRADE: B+
| PLAYER | ROUND DRAFTED | KEEPER ROUND |
| Tee Higgins Cin, WR | 4 | 3 |
| RJ Harvey Den, RB | 5 | 4 |
| Bucky Irving TB, RB | 8 | 5 |
| Broncos D/ST Den, D/ST | 9 | 6 |
| Javonte Williams Dal, RB | 11 | 8 |
| Rhamondre Stevenson NE, RB | 12 | 8 |
| Jaxson Dart NYG, QB | 15 | 10 |
SWASHBUCKLING SCALLYWAGS: GRADE: B
| PLAYER | ROUND DRAFTED | KEEPER ROUND |
| TreVeyon Henderson NE, RB | 4 | 3 |
| Jaylen Waddle Mia, WR | 5 | 4 |
| Sam LaPorta Det, TE | 6 | 4 |
| Chuba Hubbard Car, RB | 9 | 6 |
| Travis Kelce KC, TE | 10 | 7 |
TACOMAN9000: GRADE: B-
| PLAYER | ROUND DRAFTED | KEEPER ROUND |
| Trey McBride Ari, TE | 4 | 3 |
| Tony Pollard Ten, RB | 5 | 4 |
| Justin Herbert LAC, QB | 7 | 5 |
| Baker Mayfield TB, QB | 8 | 5 |
| Jaylen Warren Pit, RB | 9 | 6 |
| Deebo Samuel Wsh, WR | 10 | 7 |
| Kyle Pitts Sr. Atl, TE | 12 | 8 |
| Rashid Shaheed Sea, WR | 16 | 10 |
TOP DAWGS: GRADE: C+
| PLAYER | ROUND DRAFTED | KEEPER ROUND |
| DK Metcalf Pit, WR | 5 | 4 |
| Aaron Jones Sr. Min, RB | 6 | 4 |
| Jordan Mason Min, RB | 8 | 5 |
| Zach Charbonnet Sea, RB | 10 | 7 |
| Jordan Addison Min, WR | 11 | 8 |
| Brandon Aubrey Dal, K | 12 | 8 |
