PLAYOFFS ARRIVE!

After thirteen weeks of chaos, comebacks, blowouts, heartbreak, and highlight-reel fantasy heroics, the 2025 Crunchtime Fantasy Football League regular season is officially in the books. The dust has settled, the standings are locked, and only four teams remain with a shot at the big trophy.

Let’s break down how the season ended, who rose, who fell, and what awaits in the two-week playoff semifinals.

📊 FINAL REGULAR SEASON STANDINGS (Top 4 Advance)

The Pimps (11–2) – #1 Seed
Miami Jesters (9–4) – #2 Seed
Irish Pride (8–5) – #3 Seed
Midway Monsters (7–6) – #4 Seed

Just outside the bubble:
5. Green Bay Gamblers (7–6)
6. Joe Buck Yourself (6–7)

The rest of the league:
Scallywags, Top Dawgs, Darque Warriors, TacoMan9000.

🔥 Regular Season Recap: The Stories That Defined 2025

The Pimps: A Season of Dominance

Simply put, the Pimps were a force.
They led the league in scoring, finished 11–2, and rarely looked vulnerable at any point. Their only two losses came early in the season — after that, they hit full stride and never looked back. Entering the playoffs, they’re not just the #1 seed… they’re the clear championship favorite.

Miami Jesters: Chaos, Upside, and Big Wins When It Mattered

The Jesters rode a rollercoaster throughout 2025 — huge scoring spikes, occasional dips, but always competitive. Their defining achievement?
They beat Irish Pride twice.
That matters. A lot. Because now they face them again in the playoffs.

Irish Pride: The Quest for History

Two-time defending champions.
A dynasty in progress.
But there’s one thing looming over their playoff run: no team in Crunchtime history has ever won three titles in a row.
This is their chance to do the impossible.
But standing in the way is the one team they haven’t solved — the Jesters.

Midway Monsters: The Last-Second Miracle Team

Week 13 will go down as one of the greatest finishes in Monsters history.
They entered the final week outside the playoff picture.
Then everything broke their way — other contenders slipped, and they took care of business.
Now they slot into the #4 seed with a chance to shock the world.

💔 The Heartbreakers: Teams That Just Missed the Playoffs

Green Bay Gamblers (7–6)

Three weeks ago, the Gamblers were in prime position to clinch a postseason spot.
Then reality hit.
A brutal three-game losing streak to close the season dropped them from near-lock status to the first team out. One of the biggest collapses of the season.

Joe Buck Yourself (6–7)

JBY controlled their own destiny in Week 13. A win and points would have punched their ticket.
Instead, the Scallywags — masters of late-season chaos — slammed the door shut.
Joe Buck Yourself finishes one heartbreaking game short of the playoffs.

🔥 PLAYOFFS: TWO-WEEK SEMIFINALS PREVIEW

The bracket is set. The matchups are massive. The stakes couldn’t be higher.

#1 The Pimps vs. #4 Midway Monsters

Regular Season Series: Pimps lead 2–0

Week 1: Pimps win 96–83
Week 10: Pimps dominate 131–86

The Pimps have beaten the Monsters twice — and neither game was close.
But the Monsters enter the postseason with momentum and zero expectations. They’ve already beaten the odds; now the question is whether they can punch up one more time.

Key Questions:

Can the Monsters find enough upside to keep up with the Pimps’ firepower?
Will the Pimps continue their machine-like dominance?
Is a major upset brewing — or is the #1 seed headed straight to the finals?

#2 Miami Jesters vs. #3 Irish Pride

Regular Season Series: Jesters lead 2–0

Week 2: Jesters win 103–78
Week 11: Jesters win 94–91

This is the heavyweight matchup of the semifinals — a clash of styles, momentum, and history.
Irish Pride’s dream of a three-peat runs straight through the only team they couldn’t beat this season.