by This was a rollercoaster of a season. The Pimps and Irish Pride showed their strength in the regular season as teams like the Scallywags and JBY got hosed. TacoMan had a season to forget, while the Midway Monsters and Jesters found a way to get back to postseason contention. As we near this 2025 Championship Game, let’s look at the payout list. We can settle up with everything that is locked, and finish with with those final two categories when it’s all said and done.
payouts
| NAME | DESCRIPTION | NOTES | AMOUNT | NOTES |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| ?? | League Champion | $150.00 | ||
| ?? | League Runner-Up (loser of championship game) | $50.00 | ||
| The Pimps | Divisional Winner (best record regular season, pts tiebreaker | $50.00 | PayPal 12/15 | |
| The Pimps | League Scoring Champ (regular season scoring) | $50.00 | PayPal 12/15 | |
| GB Gamblers | Highest 1-game score in regular season | 150.94, WK 8 | $50.00 | VENMO 12/15 |
| The Pimps | 2nd Highest 1-game score in regular season | 148.76, WK 8 | $30.00 | PayPal 12/15 |
| Scallywags | 3rd Highest 1-game score in regular season | 144.48, WK 11 | $30.00 | PayPal 12/15 |
| Irish Pride | 4th Highest 1-game score in regular season | 144.14, WK 3 | $30.00 | Venmo 12/15 |
| Irish Pride | 5th Highest 1-game score in regular season | 143.34, WK 7 | $30.00 | Venmo 12/15 |
Final standings
The Pimps absolutely poured it on in the regular season. Not only did they finish with the top record, but they annihilated all others in scoring.
Records
While no records were broken this year, The Pimps 11 wins in the regular season ties them with the 2024 Irish Pride team for the 2nd most wins ever in a season. Their point total was also historic, as their 1514 points were the 4th most ever in league history. Truly an impressive run. ….but no championship. ouch.
| Team | Award Category | Award Name | Rationale |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Pimps | Dominance | The Iron Man Award | The best actual record (11-2-0) and the most consistent high scoring. They never had a truly low “dud” week (lowest score of 74.0). |
| Green Bay Gamblers | Scoring Ceiling | The Nuclear Option Award | For owning the Highest Single-Week Score in the League with 150.94 in Week 8. Pure explosive potential. |
| Irish Pride | Volatility | The Roller Coaster Award | For the biggest swing between ceiling and floor, posting two of the top 5 scores (144.14, 143.34) but also the lowest score of the regular season (55.62). |
| Joe Buck Yourself | Unlucky Schedule | The Wrong Place, Wrong Time Award | The most “unlucky” team. Lost a league-high score of 134.64 in Week 6, which would have won against 90% of the league in any other matchup. |
| Midway Monsters | Steady Production | The Grinder Award | A strong team that rarely dominated but rarely flopped. They finished a solid 7-6-0 by averaging strong scores and avoiding major disasters. |
| Miami Jesters | Record Luck | The Efficient Winner Award | They finished an excellent 9-4-0 despite having scores in the mid-50s and mid-70s. They won the games they were supposed to. |
| Swashbuckling Scallywags | Peak Performance | The Flash in the Pan Award | Scored the 3rd highest score in the league (144.48) in Week 11, proving they had the ability to dismantle any opponent when their players were hot. |
| Darque Warriors | High Losing Score | The Moral Victory Award | Posted a massive 140.74 in Week 7, only to lose to a 108.44. Correction: They won 140.74 to 108.44. The true award is for losing 111.38 to 109.88 in Week 4, proving they were always close, but often just short. |
| Top Dawgs | Hardest Opponent | The Gauntlet Runner Award | For consistently running into teams having their best games. Finished with a tough 5-8-0 record but always played opponents tough. |
| Tacoman9000 | Due for a Win | The Perpetual Underdog Award | Finished the season 2-11-0. A team that will surely be drafting high and due for a major turnaround next season! |
